We (Brad and Charlie) have taken it upon ourselves to get into the festive spirit by finding the worst Christmas decorations available in the local area. Some of these decorations are spectacularly horrible, and some of them are just funny. We even managed to buy one of them (because it wasn't that bad, really...in fact it was quite brilliant. See if you can guess which one it is.).
The first thing we saw was this bear. And his frosty balls.
In Luxembourg, Santa is portrayed as a hiking hobo, who turns up in the middle of the night, clutching a bouquet of miscellaneous purple.
Charlie: Why does a frog need a bikini?
Brad: Would you rather it was naked? Is that better?
Charlie: Why a frog?
Heh. You get to wipe your feet on Santa's beard. And he gets to see your genitals.